i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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