hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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