I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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