Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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