I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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