He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
