His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We don't watch enough power rangers
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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