The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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