have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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