Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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