i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
