tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You are a genius and a whore.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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