Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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