Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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