I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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