Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Randomize
