just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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