thus making me awesome and them whores
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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