I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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