He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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