SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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