physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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