Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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