He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
All I want is dick and wine.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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