Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
This is my gift to your gina
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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