If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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