I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
