went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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