Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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