I wannas sexs uuuuu
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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