How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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