I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
