i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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