I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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