The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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