2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize