So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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