It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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