Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
its liver damage thursday
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