so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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