who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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