eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the day after is always just damage control
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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