Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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