I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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