Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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