She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Come see our sink grown plant.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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