i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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