covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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