Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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