I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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