your parents love me but you hate me
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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