Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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