have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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