it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
