Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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