At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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