i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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