Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
