I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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