What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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